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Let's all celebrate me not getting crashed into for one whole year.Strange enough that today it rains. It's Friday. It's chilly. The only difference is that no one thought they could make a left turn in front of me when I'm only three seconds away... crash into my driver side front corner... push me three feet to the left towards a stopped semi truck waiting at the lights and totally damaging both sides of my front end.What have we learned?Just because you have a set of week old winter tires it doesn't stop someone from crashing into you.Just because it's dark and raining doesn't mean you have more time to make a left turn than if it was sunny and dry.Just because you crash like this doesn't make air bags pop.Thank you Chevy* for not making the SUV accelerate faster because she would have slammed directly into my door and these doodlez would not be here.* The word Chevy can be substituted for any "fill in the blank" higher power.
Lots can happen in ten years. It's hard to believe my first real paying job started just ten years ago. The publication that I help design officially turned ten years old a few weeks ago. I was so green back then. The girl that replaced my position made it so much better than where I took over that spot.So much can happen over 3650 days....People can have babies...Get married...Get divorced...Start a new career...Get engaged...Meet new friends...Lose old friends...Total their vehicle...Buy a house...Change the world...
Sure some that know me will say I get particular... maybe concern myself with smaller details... I need to relax more... be easy breezy.I will flow with the wind. Move with the situation.
If the gas passes, I will bellow out with it.When the outlines poke, I will ignore.Take the cow with the milking.
Don't you hate it when you wake up at the good part? At least not waking up all pissed off but a more pleasant, happier ending even if it didn't finish.Maybe it will come true.
What happens when you have a big enough discussion where you shout back when someone tries to prove they're right and you are not.When you know you are only doing what you are told.Who tries to point out that this isn't what they wanted even though you know it is what you were shown the first time.Where no matter what you do, it isn't right.Why does it happen not once, twice, three times, four.... how many fingers do I have?It's all in the head. It also happens at 5:30 in the morning and you wake up from the dream because it bothers you so much. Because you know it's real. And it will happen again and again when you aren't sleeping.
There are people out there who should stop cleaning their ears when the Q-Tip can't push forward any more. Damage can really happen.You push too far and you'll start wiping your ass.Push pass the point of no return and you might talk faster than your brain will remember. Next thing you know you can't remember what you just said five minutes ago or five weeks ago.When that happens. This is what we clinically call talking out of your ass.
Happy Post-Thanksgiving.Well if you live in Canada. Or celebrate giving.And if your President didn't move that day back a few weeks because of whatever excuse.Oh and if you like turkey. Or eating turkey. Or the stuffing. Or cranberrys. Or mash potatoes. Oh and the gravy, don't forget the gravy. Mmmmm. Gravy.
