end of the l!ne

"We all go a little mad sometimes."

what's !n a year

Let's all celebrate another year of crash free goodness.

little b!t of red

Now that 'ween time is coming up in a week, we look back and wonder about the faces we protray.

The personal mask, the friend mask, the work mask, the best friend mask, the family mask, and best of the bi-polar mask.

We like the bi-polar mask because it's the split personality that we don't know exists but is there. It's like a flick of a switch and presto a whole new person. A side you talk to but later won't know anything.

Or wait, is it called lying and getting caught. Such a thin grey line between black and white.

pulling !t

Is it rude to pull your own weight?

I mean, you're not trying to show how strong you are or give the ladies a 'gun' show.

You're just doing what you do because it's what you need to do. Just because others have arms like Twizzlers and grey matter like a pea, you can't think about holding back because it could make others feel bad.

For the most part, they are so daft that they don't even notice.

Maybe I should call Jenny Craig?

lean!ng towards...

When you look at it, do you think "half-ass" or "full-ass" ??

It's hard to decide sometimes.

Some days you get up and you think I'm going to do things half-ass today. Everything I do. I'm going to work half-ass, drive half-ass, fuck half-ass... not put a full-ass into it.

Lord knows we need more people to do things full-ass.

crack !n time

It's October 6th and I'm wearing pants today.

Thanksgiving (in Canada) is just a week away and I'm wearing pants. What the fuck?

There is a balance to life. Wear pants for six months and shorts for the other six. Life is good like that.

I think this would have been the ninth year I would wear shorts until the first of November (last year I was a week away so 2007 still counts).

It's been a tradition of mine ever since my old boss made a bet with me to wear shorts until the 1st of November. No matter if it snowed, sleet or freezing rain - shorts below the waist.

I think my body is getting old. Global warming my ass!

step in and r!de that wave

Is it true when they say to ride it out? For better or worst?

Sure you can lose your shares on the stock market.

Sometimes you get so involved you want to see how it ends.

Like Two Girls, One Cup or Four Girls Finger painting or Two Girls, One Finger... you get the idea.

You can't help it. You look away but you turn your head back to watch. In shock but need to know what happens next. Confused but pulled in by the sheer drama. Enchanted by the hypnotic music.

Whatever it is, learn from your gut feeling.