!t Is What It Is.

Let me explain this. This will be the next big thing.

Mark my words.

As you may have noticed above this lovely poultry is some big nipples. Just for the record, in case you didn't know, chickens are not born with them. (But if you see chickens with nipples in your area, let me know)

This feathered friend has them but they are useless.

Why?

Well chickens don't have lips. Lil chicks don't suckle their mother. Chickens have hard beaks and pretty sure the nipples would be snipped off faster an eunuch can say ouch.

That is why "chicken nipples are useless!"

Which is why when you see someone crossing a 5-lane highway, they would be considered a chicken nipple.

That co-worker who lingers around your cubicle taking 30 minutes to give 5 minutes of information, a chicken nipple.

Trying to rob a nun of worldly posessions and not knowing they have no funds, a chicken nipple.

The dude that that keeps pushing the button that gives off electrical shocks and wonders why the food doesn't come out, king chicken nipple.

No matter if they sell chicken nipples for 5 cents a dozen, they are still useless.

You will start to notice them all around you.

Spread the word!