Chang!ng Of The Guard

So I had a dream a few days a go that went like this is in one compact story.....

I was at a college reunion. Some how my ex was there with me. In the middle of the dream, we were under a blanket on a gi-nomous bed among other students analysing the music video of Johnny Cash's Walk the Line (I've never seen the video and don't think there were music videos back in his day when this song came out).

Next thing you know she goes to the washroom and I'm there alone when Jennifer Aniston slides over under the blanket - now we all know Jennifer's hot. I do think she looked better in the earlier-to-mid series of Friends where she had a little more shape and roundness in the face - but there she was with me under the blanket naked, yeah it does get that good, and we're nice and cozy.

Next thing I notice my ex walking towards the door and leaving and I'm still on the bed with Jennifer, naked still - let's take a moment there....

And then I wake up.... And yes there was some swearing when that happened.

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Karma and I are pretty good friends. If you don't know Karma, she's the bitch that's filled with sugar and will shove her army boot up your ass making a hole so big that King Kong Bundy can live in there if you start to stray.

We understand each other or I guess I understand her.

Karma does make the world go round, keeps everyone on an even keel. When you start to get out of line with your thoughts and motions, you're wake up call (or smothering pillow or severed horse head) will be there to let you know.

If everyone started to believe in Karma and her friend Destiny (another doodle for another day) I think the world would be a better place.

The guys shooting a dozen students would think twice if they knew that afterwards their life end with them falling naked in a pit of syringes over and over again to infinity.

Or Hitler would have a change of mind if he knew there was a grenade up his ass and would pop if he did anything more than play the board game Stratego.