Seriously. I should by stock in Shoppers Drug Mart.
I think I've tried in last few years about 6 different types of allergy pills.
It started because of a particular black cat and since then I think before and after the summer I get...
- Running nose. Sometimes I can tilt my head and my nose drains will drain to that side so I can have at least one working nostril.
- Clogged nose where I join the mouth breathing people. And squirting the tasty nasal drips up my nose until my brain squeals with joy.
- Red eyes because my eye sockets developed finger print marks that resemble my index finger.
- Really bad cough where you can lose your voice but a great way do develop the six-pack.
- Sore throat. Who knew water hurts.
What have we learned this time. Sneezing brings on the drips. Really tired before everything else started. You can still see road kill eyes. Swallow before you sneeze (or by stock in kleenex). Drugs don't work after using them for more than two days.
Next stop the drug store.
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1 comment:
Hi!NKER,
I met you at Richview a few weeks back when you came to pick up the Ant Man to assist him in his quest for hockey table furniture.
He turned me onto your page and I frequently stop by here and see what you have.
I really like this last one of yours here. And I hear you re the allergies; I have them to pollen and some other envir stuff. I never had them as kid and developed them in my mid 20s. Hisminal used to work really good for me but they stopped selling that several years ago. Ever since then I try a new one every year but have yet to find one that works really well. It's just one of those things where what works well for one person does jack for another person.
Cheers, man. Keep up this fine work.
Julian
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