Breakfast of Champ!ons

Blue eggs and ham, that's what I am. I am.

Breakfast doesn't have to change. It can be made to be one of the constants in your life.

That is until eggs are outlawed and the extinction of oinkers. Although MacDonald's do have their alternative in a McMuffin.

As a little one, your mother probably made you some eggs and strips of bacon on a yellow plastic plate.

As you get older, you can still have those runny eggs and crispy hard bacon. Dry enough to make powder.

There is no reason to change the diet.

Same when you turn ten.

More when you hit twenty.

At thirty, why not treat yourself and have someone make it for you.

Don't forget the plate or you'll have a mess on your hands.