Down With The Old, !n With The New.

Apparently there is no time machine for the past, but you can bury it and dig it up later.

It's like lint in your belly button. Once in a while you pick at it. Sometimes you forget about it. But it is always there like magic.

So why make the past guide the present and wreck the future.

Let's all take some notes and learn something here.

1. Don't work outside on your friends car when there is a windchill of -50 degrees celcius.

2. Move your fingertip off the edge of the ruler when cutting with an x-acto knife.

3. A glue from a hot glue gun is hot, so tell your friends that before they put it on you.

4. College lesbian experimentation isn't always a phase.

5. Hold onto your handlebars, pavement may jump out at you without notice.

6. The blonde from Girlicious is hot as fuck - that was more of a fact than a lesson. They're also in town.

7. Change doesn't come easy or with age. So don't kick the shit out of it when it takes your toonie.

8. Girls are hard to understand. This one is an ongoing lesson.

9. Cougars are not better than kittens and kittens are not better than cougars.

10. Don't crap on the same pile, otherwise you can't blame it on someone else.