!f heaven is a place where the angels go...

Well then I've got a story to tell.

If heaven is a place where the angels go.

Then I guess you're going straight to hell!

Such a good lyric from Theory of a Deadman's Little Smirk.

Or maybe the line from Hate My life...

So if you're pissed like me

Bitches, here's what you gotta do

Put your middle fingers up in the air

Go on and say "Fuck you!

Tough choice.

5th floor...h!story, memories and security blankets

If you don't like it, there are exits on every floor...

Doctor Gregory House should have his own reality tv show and it should be called "This is your floor now get the hell out."

Lesson 1: Everyone lies.

Lesson 2: You don't have lupus.

Lesson 3: (and very important) Everyone needs an enabler.

!s it too late?

I'm thinking of selling my man cherry (and when I say 'man cherry' I mean my penis, not the other place - you people are dirty minded) to the highest female bidder.

Except I can't take the lie detector to prove it's still all virgin like......

But I'll take the examination from a female doctor to make sure my parts are all good.

Any offers?

Hmmm... maybe Craigslist?

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Canadian Tire moneys welcomed.

Gasoline also good.

Offer does not have an expiry date.

try!ng to get your finger caught in the jar

Take a piece of cheese.

Put it out there in a number of places....

In the corner.... behind the door... in the tub... tucked underneath the tv......

Wait for the bait to be seen.

"sniff" "sniff"

They take a bite and "Oh SNAP".

Nothing.

You may as well pay someone to stick their finger in the cheese and smell what the !nker is cookin'.

!ts just a number...

Doodle number 100 is just a number.

Just a number. And there are numbers everywhere in life.

... the age of the boppers at Dagobert in Quebec City were way too young - looks, quacks and shits a golden egg.

... the number of years that go by and it's still a déjà vu of years gone by.

... the 5% that my laptop battery will charge up to.

... the 1st of the month.

... the $$$ for rent.

... the number of times Wilson enables House over the past four seasons.