!s it too late?

I'm thinking of selling my man cherry (and when I say 'man cherry' I mean my penis, not the other place - you people are dirty minded) to the highest female bidder.

Except I can't take the lie detector to prove it's still all virgin like......

But I'll take the examination from a female doctor to make sure my parts are all good.

Any offers?

Hmmm... maybe Craigslist?

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Canadian Tire moneys welcomed.

Gasoline also good.

Offer does not have an expiry date.