spl!sh splash

I'm not a bad person. Really.

Although, there are thoughts that roam the great grey plains of my brain that originate with ill intentions such as this....

I'm in the right lane of three waiting for the lights to turn green when I see a SUV slowing down and coming to a halt in the middle lane.

Out of no where, a guy leisurely and briskly darts through the stops cars (not at the crosswalk) and comes with in 5 feet from getting splattered by the SUV.

Now.....

I'm all kind to babies, sometimes will avoid the occasional sprinting squirrel, but you know what. . . if you are stupid enough to

... run between cars,

... run with scissors,

... taste an unknown particle because you're not sure but think it's food,

... stick your tongue on freezing cold metal,

You can't blame someone that unintentionally or intentionally flicks your forehead.

You dumb ass.