that day w!ll come

I want to buy an old,

Big.

Beat up.

Pick-up truck and drive around town.

I will take said pick-up truck and when someone does something stupid like...

- drive at the same speed as the guy next to him on the road.

- drive in my blind spot, slowing down and speeding up with me for too long.

- drive at the speed limit in the fast lane with no one in front.

- run a red light.

- cross the walk on a yellow.

- make a u-turn without a care of the cars around you.

- taking up two lanes on a snowy road, even though you can visually see the ruts in the road.

I will ram the truck right into you and walk away.