Play!ng With My Monkey

Okay so he's not a monkey but "playing with my panda" just doesn't have the same ring.

Now chicken nipple, that has a ring to it.

I can't say for sure if a monkey will do what another monkey will do but it's a good theory.

If we by-pass the whole evolution thoughts and doodles, humans and monkeys are pretty much the same, right?

A better question is, does monkey do what another monkey says?

Husband and wife: no.

Friend and friend: sometimes if the situation is right or if one is more right.

Prostitute and patron: Only if he/she has money.

Friend and new acquaintance: Yes, only because on has a hidden agenda.